Yep, that's right, it shows Billy Boy crying at his little "end of watch" ceremony with the LAPD. I was laughing so hard it brought tears to my own eyes to see this. But back to the serious business at hand here, there is nothing funny about that prick coming back here. Why can't he just go "coast" on back to Boston where he belongs? This clown is getting more press exposure in NYC than I am. Who the hell do these reporters think they are, anyway? I ordered Paul to immediately "verify" this particular Daily Snooze reporter's press credentials. I am confident he will find some kind of clerical error that will require the credentials to be immediately revoked.
And then Billy Boy had the nerve to say this:
""I intend to not fade away," he added. "I think you'll see quite a lot of me."
Like I haven't seen enough of this guy all over the papers already these past couple of months. He better not even so much as jaywalk! I'm the sheriff in this town and he is going to be made to feel it.
"Bratton has no interest in elected office, he told The News, but said he'd consider a return to his old job at 1 Police Plaza down the line."
An arrogant son-of-a-bitch, I tell you. I still have the feeling that he's working out some kind of deal with Mike for that third mayoral term. Mike's chief of staff denies it, but every time I try to call Mike personally to discuss this he either tells me he'll call me right back and hangs up (and never does call back), or he doesn't answer at all. And I know he's purposely ignoring me because it doesn't go immediately to voicemail, it rings a couple of times first. He's screening my calls and sending them to voicemail on purpose, that backstabbing bastard.
I wonder how General Carl von Clausewitz would handle this whole situation?
P.S.: I ordered Mordechai to assemble a permanent observation post to sit on Elaine's. I know that asshole will show up there sooner or later.